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I finally heard from Ninja Matt (the boyfriend) today. I hadn't talked to him in almost a week. I tried not to make anything of it, because part of the reason he's a ninja is that occasionally, he kind of falls off the face of the earth. He just disappears. But still, I had kind of gotten worried.
Anyway, his phone battery had died and he didn't know it. So that's why.
We had lunch together, then went to the CSM meeting, then went to Seekers, where we watched YouTube until Laura S. and Amy J. arrived. After that, we went to his friends Billy and Josie's place, where he and Bill proceeded to kick my arsh0nezz at Halo. I don't have Xbox or a PC that can handle Halo, so I have no chance to improve my Haloing skills between arshwhupping sessions. Then again, those d00dz are pros, so every time I got ready to pwn, they put the hurt on me. I got a high score of 5. Woo to the freakin' hoo.
Between going to the CSM hooha and Seekers, I received a parking ticket. As Laura Squared would say, FLIBBERDESCABBLE. Or as I would say, OH CRAP. Actually, I'm not going to repeat what I said in reality. I plan to contest it, though, because it's BS. The ticket says I was #1, parking in visitor parking and #2, didn't have the student tag on my rear view mirror. Hello, retards! That's why I parked in visitor parking. You cannot park in student parking without the tag on your mirror, and you cannot park in visitor parking with the tag on your mirror. So it's bogus, and they can bite my Halo-whupped arsh0nezz.
On the way home from Billy and Josie's, I took a detour to pick up some prints at Wal-Green's, and it took me by the new Family Video rental place. Out front was this sign.
