What happened the first time you were left home alone as a child?
Submitted by Warhead.
I don't remember the first time, but I do remember an incident when I was 13.
What's a 13-year-old to do when left home alone? Why, turn on the stereo, crank it up real loud and dance around like a lunatic, of course! That's what I always did when left home alone.
What with all the running around and being hyper, I got pretty hot. So I went to turn the air conditioning on. I wasn't allowed to do this normally, because my family tried to save money by keeping it on a certain temperature, which was above the comfort zone normally, anyway. But I'd turn it off before my parents got home. The thermostat was a little box on a wall with a little door-like flap thingie on it. In trying to open the little door, I accidentally popped the thermostat off of the wall.
Oops.
In trying to put it back on the wall, I accidentally trapped some of the wiring outside of the box, pinching it. Not knowing very much about wiring and stuff, for some reason, I thought that it was going to wear the insulation off and cause a fire. This eventually snowballed to me thinking it was going to explode. (Remember, I was 13 and stupid.)
Before long, I was curled up in the fetal position in the corner, sobbing and gasping, "Oh, God...oh, God, I'm in trouble...oh, God, help me..."
Eventually, I realized that it wasn't going to explode anytime soon. I got up the nerve to push the wiring back into the wall (which still had the insulation on it, so no problem whatsoever) and I got the thermostat box back onto the wall. By the time my parents got home, I was calmed down, had the temperature set back to normal, and they never knew about my little freak-out.
Show us something rusty.
Submitted by Colleen M.
I gotta go with Bessie Bronco here. There's a lot more rust where that came from!
What indulgence always makes your grocery list?
Ice cream.
Which popular slang expression drives you nuts?
Anything repeated from Saturday Night Live one too many times. No more cowbell, please.
What is your "role" in your family?
I'm their photographer and on-call computer geek.
Other than TeamVox, who was the first person you added to your Vox neighborhood? What made you want to be their neighbor?
Submitted by TheFiercestCalm.
Johnny Jelinek IV
He's a friend of mine from college that joined after I sent him an invite.
What have you lost that you wish you still had?
Submitted by gunderson bee.
My car stereo faceplate!
If you were independently wealthy, where in the world would you live?
Submitted by Eileen.
HmmYeahThisIsWayTooEasy.
Hawaii!
Show us a great April Fools' Day joke.
I don't know about great, but I do have a video showing the results of a prank I tried to play 5 years ago.
It was April 1, 2003, and my youth group was having a Bible study at my house. What with it being April Fool's Day, I wanted to do something to try and play a little trick on the guests. So as people arrived, I had my parents tell them that the Bible study was meeting somewhere else.
No one really fell for it.
In the video: Taylor L., Liz E., Gabby E., Wendy A., Lynn B. and my mom.
Now today, I do plan on putting a rubber band around the sprayer in the sink so that whenever someone goes to turn it on, it sprays them. I'll let you know how that works out.
